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Rep. Luna Summons Gerald Ford to Testify on JFK Committee
WASHINGTON—On Saturday, the former Red Rose Gentlemen's Club stripper turned Congresswoman clapped back at trolls on X with a photo of...


More Drugs Found on White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, DC — Secret Service officers came across an elaborate '4:20' setup Friday morning on the White House Lawn just days before...


Forgiato Blow Vows to Crucify Himself "For Real For Real" if Trump Loses Again
CLEARWATER, FL — Kurt Jantz, AKA Forgiato Blow, was spotted on a diamond-encrusted cross early Thursday morning during a march to Donald...


Ice Cream Parlor Owner Changes Business Name to FJB to Keep Biden Away
MURFREESBORO, TN—After 55 years, Heidi's Ice Cream is now FJB Ice Cream, thanks to Jennifer Gourda, 35, who strongly feels the vulgar...


Hunter Biden Impeached
WASHINGTON, DC — Republicans gleefully passed cigars out on the house floor Wednesday after what one staffer called "six grueling months...


New Tik Tok Trend Blamed for Rise in Plasma Theft
PHOENIX, AZ — Gay Blood, once shunned in the medical community for fear of AIDS transmission, is now fetching top dollar as Vampiric...


FBI Raid of Clinton Compound Uncovers Proof of Trump Voodoo Doll
CHAPPAQUA, NY—A plumber going by the pseudonym Joe discovered the Voodoo Doll while snaking a drain in the upstairs bathroom of Bill and...

Skip Bayless Celebrates 50 Years of Trash Sports Takes
LOS ANGELES, CA—The lone star of the Fox Sports debate show 'Undisputed' celebrated 50 years of what his peers call "trash takes" on...


DeSantis Uses Obscure Law to Ban Liberals From Entering Florida
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Sparring with Teachers and Mickey Mouse wasn't enough for Florida Governor and future Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis....
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