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Danny Dalah
Apr 30, 2019
Pokemon Go Player Breaks into Pentagon to Catch Snorlax
Arlington County, Virginia - A fifteen-year old boy named Ernest Compton managed to sneak past the high-security Pentagon Force...
Mervyn Cole
Apr 29, 2019
Sweetgreen Introduces $30 Fresh Goat Head Salad
LOS ANGELES – In keeping up with diet fads, Sweetgreen unveiled their newest Instagram worthy salad on Monday, claiming that it's the...
Danny Dalah
Apr 24, 2019
Happy National Internship Day!
Ok it's actually National Administrative Professionals Day, but who really knows and/or cares? Right? Anyway, today's contribution to...
Mervyn Cole
Apr 22, 2019
Neighbor Agrees With What Sign Says, Except For The Part About Science Being Real
LOS ANGELES - Maureen O'Donnell shared her concern about her Neighbor's sign after watching a video a coworker forwarded to her earlier...
Mervyn Cole
Apr 20, 2019
California Bans the Sale of Hacky Sacks Ahead of Earth Day
OAKLAND - Avid Hacky Sack player and Phish fan Mark Rosen outside of his favorite head shop. “I’m incensed!" Yelled Rosen who smelled...
John Yabes
Apr 11, 2019
Video Game releases 100 percent finished, Confounds Gamers
A new video game is stirring controversy as it is being released a hundred percent completed. There will be no day one patches, no season pa
Mervyn Cole
Apr 11, 2019
Triggered Granddaughter of Mussolini Now Focuses her Ire on Americans Attempting to Make Pasta @Home
Find out why the granddaughter of Mussolini is taking aim at pasta.