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Mervyn Cole
Jan 2, 2022
With No Students Around, Bored WFH Teacher Gives Her Postmate the Lesson of His Life
LOVELAND, CO—Heather Mills, 32, hasn't taught an in-person class since the pandemic started in 2020. "The school district made my...
Mervyn Cole
Jul 28, 2021
Florida Man Planned to Have Penis Removed Before Having It Bitten off by Alligator
LAKE KISSIMMEE, FL — A weekend fishing trip went south when Witnee Mychals, 29, was attacked by an Alligator. Witnee describes the...
Mervyn Cole
Mar 17, 2021
L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti Teams Up With Guy Fieri To Rename Skid Row, "Flavortown"
LOS ANGELES — Four Fieri restaurants, each named after a different spicy pepper, will anchor four planned luxury condominium buildings,...
Brian Rubinow
Oct 3, 2019
Facebook Dating
You already trust Facebook with all your data. So why not trust it to find you the perfect mate? Introducing... Facebook Dating!...
Mervyn Cole
May 21, 2019
After a 13 Year Hiatus, Tool Releases the 13 Minute Rock Ballad: 'Medicare for All'
The newest track is off their long awaited album MMXIX due out on August 30th. The quartet, however, is no stranger to long songs, their...
Danny Dalah
Apr 30, 2019
Pokemon Go Player Breaks into Pentagon to Catch Snorlax
Arlington County, Virginia - A fifteen-year old boy named Ernest Compton managed to sneak past the high-security Pentagon Force...
Mervyn Cole
Apr 29, 2019
Sweetgreen Introduces $30 Fresh Goat Head Salad
LOS ANGELES – In keeping up with diet fads, Sweetgreen unveiled their newest Instagram worthy salad on Monday, claiming that it's the...
Mervyn Cole
Apr 22, 2019
Neighbor Agrees With What Sign Says, Except For The Part About Science Being Real
LOS ANGELES - Maureen O'Donnell shared her concern about her Neighbor's sign after watching a video a coworker forwarded to her earlier...
Mervyn Cole
Apr 20, 2019
California Bans the Sale of Hacky Sacks Ahead of Earth Day
OAKLAND - Avid Hacky Sack player and Phish fan Mark Rosen outside of his favorite head shop. “I’m incensed!" Yelled Rosen who smelled...
John Yabes
Apr 11, 2019
Video Game releases 100 percent finished, Confounds Gamers
A new video game is stirring controversy as it is being released a hundred percent completed. There will be no day one patches, no season pa
