Quit smoking today and double your dick size tomorrow

Researchers in Sweden have concluded that quitting smoking increases your penis size (The Swedes are always studying penises -- it seems like they just can't get enough dick -- I should move there). They write about how smoking constricts blood flow or something yadda yadda (they use a bunch of big words.)

I quit smoking

but have yet to experience the gargantuan girth effect. I have noticed, however, that I'm popping a boner twice as fast. In fact, almost teenage years fast.

So here's to being healthy and popping ultra fast boners.